From fortunes to horoscopes

Another long day at the office came and went, so I stopped at Szechuan Taste for take-out dinner: sesame chicken with steamed broccoli, brown rice, thai soup, and spicy tuna sushi. Not everything for one sitting, obviously.

The kicker was the fortune cookie, of which my fortune read, “Your fortune said you need to make a donation. Give it to the chef.”

How’s that a fortune? It’s worse if the childhood moniker, “in bed,” is added to the end. Have sex with a chef and offer to pay?

From fortunes to horoscopes, today’s Virgo states, It’s time to take a break and relax. You’ve been working hard and need rest before you gear up for more hard work.

Ain’t that the truth.

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